Biatches

Dana is furious when she finds out that Julia has been hiding a pubic hair from her, and the two go on a mission to remove it.

After learning that they both want to have sex with Hot Hairy Croatian, Dana and Julia make the preparations necessary to lose their virginities.

Dana and Julia decide to set Ms. Klitnick up on a date after it becomes clear that she is incredibly lonely.

Dana slips her father's erectile dysfunction medication into the class's food.

Dana employs some dirty tactics to help Julia beat Shelly in the St. Weinerbush Learning Zone class election.