Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.
Robin Askwith
Timmy Lea
Anthony Booth
Sid Noggett
Doris Hare
Mrs. Lea
Bill Maynard
Mr. Walter Lea
Sheila White
Rosie Noggett
Colin Crompton
Fred Roughage
Liz Fraser
Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk
Linda Hayden
Brigitte Dubois
John Junkin
Mr. William Whitemonk
Lance Percival
Lionel
Nicola Blackman
Blackbird
Nicholas Bond-Owen
Kevin
Caroline Ellis
Glad
Sue Upton
Reen
Penny Meredith
Married Woman
